Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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