Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
