champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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