After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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