There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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