I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
