She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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