i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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