Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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