Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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