Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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