Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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