can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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