this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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