she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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