I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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