We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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