we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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