Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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