I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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