Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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