I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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