He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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