trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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