Me too!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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