Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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