He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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