im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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