is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
my liver is dry heaving
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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