And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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