you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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