i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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