too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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