her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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