Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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