I hate your face
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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