You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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