used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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