Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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