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oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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