her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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