Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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