Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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