I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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