He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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