I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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