i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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