she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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