dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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