I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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