Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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